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Chicks Demotivational Poster


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Rating: 4.92/5

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tatespa - February 25, 2011, 9:58 am
Man I LOVED her!!

OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.


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Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:09 pm
Not as nice as the ones in "I Served the King of England".
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:47 am
5 great lols from germany xDD
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 5:53 pm
Asasello - March 6, 2010, 6:34 am
Love it.
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:03 pm
Nice one Matt, 5Ls.
Jmac0585 - March 5, 2010, 5:26 pm
5L for you.
LogicDude - March 5, 2010, 5:16 pm
Mein Leben! 5L!
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 5:01 pm
Ok, that one is good!!!
Airman - March 5, 2010, 4:59 pm
culos - March 5, 2010, 4:57 pm
Can I have the one in the skirt? 5 German Shepherds!
Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 4:43 pm
Amsome Fattie!
Fatt Matt - March 5, 2010, 4:39 pm
Fun with puns! Thanks aggy!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 4:33 pm

F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Always around to care for you after you get burnt....

REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.


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Rating: 4.92/5

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holymoly - May 22, 2012, 11:25 am
I love it... 5 from me

GEEK-GIRL PINUPS - Shonan the Librarian: Delinquent borrowers will be fed to the dragon.

10 TO 15 YEARS LATER - When they redo the anniversary of this photoshoot.... ....this is gonna be so frickin' hawt!


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rerun - October 22, 2009, 7:54 pm

hope that truck has beefed up suspension


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SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...

TRUNK - If she goes willingly, it's not kidnapping.


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Rating: 4.36/5

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Greeny - December 9, 2014, 10:19 pm
Hi Sean
CaptainBaked - May 2, 2011, 3:05 pm
HAHA! You can always go incognito...
Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:30 pm
Oh gawddddd. I just saw this for the first time. How will my avatar ever show its face on the interwebbernets again?

SFW - 4 Naked Chicks In A Spa.

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Rating: 4.06/5

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CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:54 pm
2L sorry


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Rating: 4.84/5

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jig - January 19, 2012, 4:35 pm
Switch heads dammit!!
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:42 am
PS - I always laugh when normal words that have naughty words within them are censored. How demotivating. LOL!
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:41 am
Wait, what? So confused (by the one on the right). Holy butter-face. Boobs or mustache...tough call. Fortunately, lights have switches, and there's always waxing. Why'd he leave? ;)

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG - Posing As "SxyGurL14"

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Rating: 3.2/5

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SalaComMander - February 14, 2010, 2:34 am
I also lolled
Alexis.Chu - January 1, 2010, 3:01 am
I lolled.

ZOMBIES - They love women for their minds

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Rating: 2.71/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 2, 2008, 5:30 pm
I HATE tunnels, but I still love this Moti. Well done!

NAKED CHICKS WITH GUNS - Not what you expected, was it

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Rating: 3.74/5

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ultimaterorschach - April 14, 2011, 12:08 pm
It sure wasnt what I expected

VILLIANESS - Come on, who wouldn't want to work with "forces of evil" like these? I wonder if we could carpool?

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Rating: 3.65/5

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Lovellama - December 29, 2009, 6:29 pm
If those were my co-workers i would certainly go over to the Dark Side.



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Rating: 4.57/5

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niz - May 24, 2012, 1:08 pm
Makes me think of that narwhals song.. "just don't let them touch your balls"
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:17 am

OBLIVIOUSNESS - Dude!! Those chicks are TOTALLY winking at me !

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Rating: 4.36/5

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PICKING OUT THE RIGHT BIKINI - I can't decide i like them all.

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Rating: 2.82/5

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R.S.Jake - January 11, 2010, 4:36 pm
No Jailbait here, it's all good. I asked my PO, he said this pic is fine, doesn't violate my parol.
Faceplant31 - January 11, 2010, 4:34 pm
Im not to sure staring at this is legal?! I got dibs on pink tho


COLORED CHICKS - I'm into them, variety is the what makes life interesting ...

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Rating: 4.39/5

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WEIRD - I've never seen an actual mcdonalds being built They just APPEAR

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Rating: 3.78/5

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ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:43 am
I build them all the time.

DON'T BE SHY - After All, It's Cubby's Christmas Wish

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Rating: 3.38/5

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David A - January 11, 2010, 3:02 pm
Me no love long time!


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Rating: 2.76/5

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Agent K - July 24, 2009, 8:18 am
EVERYTHING should have hot asian girls.


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Rating: 4.33/5

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I THINK - It's about time to jump the pond.

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Rating: 3.09/5

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FreddyKay - January 30, 2012, 6:54 am
oh, how i wish europea was like that...
IllicoPresto - November 8, 2009, 4:51 pm
Well, then, welcome to America!
Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:58 pm
But you know you'll just eat McDeadCow's there too

MUSTACHE RIDES - They're Both About To Take One

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Rating: 3/5

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PixieStickNinja - January 11, 2010, 7:41 pm
I suspected!
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 7:23 pm
that's culos back there!!!



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Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - October 27, 2010, 11:58 am
I know the feeling. 5 loudmouthed ghetto a-holes


CANADIAN CHICKS - I bet YOU sat on the couch juggling the bean bag last night…pussy.

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Rating: 3.29/5

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YOUR CHANCES - At least they are polite enough to tell you on a 1-10 scale.

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Rating: 2.91/5

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GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 10:28 am
I like indecision of the middle one. 5 thumbs up

YES YOU ARE - Yes we will

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Rating: 2.67/5

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DreMagnum - November 20, 2009, 4:17 pm
Pretty much you are saying that you found it elsewhere on the internet, and then decided to download it, and then upload it here?
stavro1 - November 20, 2009, 3:48 pm
I didn't post it, I uploaded it
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 8:42 am
Using the same pic over with different text isn't the issue...it's posting someone else's Motifake as your own that is. There's an extremely slim chance that you and the OP had the same exact idea....too slim to believe though. Just do your own, mkay?
Sean - November 19, 2009, 10:45 pm
This sucks so bad that on Motifake it had to be done twice.
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 10:39 pm
I've tried to be very fair in approving your posters... stuff I wouldn't approve at all. And it's hard to put "not funny enough" on rejections that aren't as bad.
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 10:38 pm
You didn't need to know what number it was... nobody needed to know. But you did know that it wasn't original, and you posted it as your own.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 10:36 pm
Took me 10 seconds to find in a search.....and it's verbatim........Try harder to be original.
DreMagnum - November 19, 2009, 10:33 pm
Um, by searching for it, I think we have already said this. I mean, just make sure it hasnt been done already
stavro1 - November 19, 2009, 10:31 pm
fine, fine. you moderators can delete it if you want but how the hell was i supposed to know it was #6542
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 8:12 pm
If I could be here 24/7, Marvin's posters would slow to a trickle... then, all you'd see was his cache.... about 10 posters of 3L+ quality. Now, I ask you... would that be fair?
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 7:44 pm
Search or not, starvo didn't come up with this one on his own... that's my point.
DreMagnum - November 19, 2009, 6:13 pm
this is a word for word copy haha
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 6:09 pm
Here is kind of the rule stavro1: Do a search, if you find that the pic has been used then see when it was used. If it was some time ago you can go ahead and use it. Just make sure the topic is completely different and yours is funnier than the original.
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 5:39 pm
Either way, he didn't just come up with this one. At least pick a funny one next time.
CANADA - November 19, 2009, 5:38 pm
use the search
CANADA - November 19, 2009, 5:38 pm
I've seen this pic here more than once too
stavro1 - November 19, 2009, 5:38 pm
Well how am I supposed to that this was my copy, its not like anyone checks posters that far back
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 5:36 pm
Clearly, someone remembers. So, if it's old, you can be unoriginal? Plagiarism... introducing other's work as your own.
stavro1 - November 19, 2009, 5:34 pm
#6542, does anyone even remembers that one?
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 5:33 pm
Copy of #6542. Make original ones.

Pimp -

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Rating: 2.56/5

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Chopperliscious - May 26, 2009, 12:26 am
My private harem.


Metal Chicks -

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Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - June 7, 2013, 8:41 am
In more ways than one?


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Rating: 4.48/5

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Rating: 4.4/5

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GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 2:21 pm
I saw that flock out behind Jakes place. I think he's raising ghey sheep.
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 2:17 pm
Big Girls you are beautiful...LOL!

THE BEST PART OF THE NIGHT - always happens 10 minutes after you leave.

SKATER CHICKS - Well that's not quite what I had in mind dude...

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Rating: 3.29/5

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I DON'T GET IT - This is totaly SFW.

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Rating: 2.67/5

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SIZE DOES MATTER - Horses only go with fat chicks.

NO FAT CHICKS - Unless you weigh over 300 pounds. Then you wear a shirt that says: "I kicked anorexia's ass."

ARMED AND DELICIOUS - Armed chicks never fail to turn me on

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Rating: 2.11/5

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ANOREXIA - Maybe they should try it

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Rating: 2.03/5

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Gurk. - April 27, 2008, 8:45 pm
This is why we don't cure cancer. That is disgusting. Well, them and Bush.


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Rating: 4.35/5

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Airman - April 23, 2010, 10:52 am
God I hate those Villages commercials. It may be lame, but I play in a 4some with my 3 sons once a month. We have a blast.. it's competitive with a lot of jabs. Wouldn't trade it for anything.
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:25 am
Just a little fact..."The Villages", a retirement golf community in Fla., has the highest rate of STD's of any community in Florida. It must be those bowling bastards taking our women when we're out on the back nine, eh!
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:21 am
Blasphemy...5 drink up boys, here comes the beer cart!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 1:27 am
Thanks Fp31. Maybe that would be a good poster. Pic of a golf cart. Title: GOLF Text: Because I love to drink and drive. (Kind of a pun in there, to boot.)
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:55 am
Nice one sean. It is understandable that this isn' doing well its on the interweb which means a lot of people here don't get out. The tags are amsome, i golf(cuz u can drink and drive the carts), play darts and bowl regularly. 5L's for you good sir
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:50 am
3.86 after 7 votes????!!!! You bastards! I hate you all! *cries inconsolably*
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:59 pm
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:58 pm
Trust me, Canada, once the raquest skills fall in line, the pace of the game rivals kickboxing and hockey -- or it would if you had to kickbox or your shifts in hockey lasted over an hour. Well anyway, you get my point.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:57 pm
It helps if you swing a big club.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:55 pm
Well put Iceman. So golf prowess is an aphrodesiac now? Or is it merely a viagara substitute? Tiger's money got the Tigerman the uber-p. And he has a kind face. We all know that is more important than anything when it comes to bedding the honies, eh?
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:52 pm
kickboxing and hockey for me, but squash is a good game too
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Thanks Can-My-Man. I'm a squash player, and what some squash players call a "basher" (meaning I hit the ball very hard even when that's not the best choice). So golf to me is an old man's diversion. I suspect that it ain't your speed either.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Yep, Tiger had a helluva time getting chicks.
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:45 pm
great tags!


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Rating: 4.25/5

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Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 9:04 am
Nothing went wrong...they just got picky...LOL 5/5

ROCK AND ROLL CHICKS - Enjoy the ride while it lasts

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Rating: 4.06/5

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eldiabloloco - October 8, 2010, 5:08 pm
thinking the Go Gos or the Bangles
Wraith11B - July 1, 2010, 3:04 pm
What band is that? I feel like I know that girl.

NATURE - DAMN! I need to get a country house RIGHT NOW! I mean look at the view!

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Rating: 3.81/5

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maoworks2 - December 30, 2011, 7:41 pm
I See It !

WITHOUT WARNING - A half of the population of the midwest disappeared overnight.

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Rating: 3.64/5

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BoneCD - January 23, 2010, 7:41 am
That's cause the want all the donuts for themselves

EVIL THOUGHTS - Admit it, you're having them too.

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Rating: 3.56/5

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temp - October 4, 2009, 12:24 pm
Evil is not the label I would give my thoughts... right now.

FAIL.. - Gravitational pull doesn't count as magnetism.

MAN RULE #46 -


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Rating: 2.83/5

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R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:22 am
You're crazy, the furtue is NOW! No, wait, NOW! Dangit, it was right here, oh it's NOW! no, NOW! crap...
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 5:55 am

POLICE - Doing Their Job



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Matters_Not - January 7, 2009, 3:54 am
oh! thats good to know cause i though he meant something else.
LogicDude - January 6, 2009, 7:48 am
He obviously mean baking casseroles for them in his easy-abke oven because Military Wives only want REAL men, not little children like Timmy.
Matters_Not - January 6, 2009, 1:49 am
well bob/corehound/barockeva....what is that supposed to mean?
core hound - January 6, 2009, 1:45 am
Patriotism is keeping soldiers wives "company" while they're gone. Are you doing your part?
Agamemnon218 - September 1, 2008, 1:30 pm
All week long we're a bunch of real nobodies, but we just punched out and it's paycheck Friday. Weekend's here. Good God almighty. Gonna get drunk and be somebody! --Toby
Sean - September 1, 2008, 2:56 am
*you're (me drinking lots) But Toby Keith not getting any prettier.
Sean - September 1, 2008, 2:55 am
Forget about the quagmire that is Irag -- their continued hotness is the true rebuttal to all that star-spangled-circle-jerk-rednecked-backalsh. You an ugly broad, Toby Keith.

BEFORE GOING SWIMMING - Always Check For Tiger Sharks !!

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Rating: 2.3/5

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DreMagnum - January 18, 2010, 7:11 pm
Pretty sure i've seen this one on another site


MOUNTAIN CLIMBING - I want to climb that mountain and plant my flag!

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Rating: 1.73/5

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LogicDude - April 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I can think of many places to plant my flag here...in the foothills...between the peaks...and at the crest!

DOESN'T MATTER - She's hot.

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Rating: 1.72/5

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Dur - August 26, 2008, 12:02 pm
She'd being doing it pretty Damn right if I were under her.

IMOTEP - Get all the chicks.

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Rating: 1.54/5

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jackslater - February 11, 2009, 4:33 pm
This is such a horrible poster. How could you say that when people had relatives and friends in the towers.
yon - January 23, 2009, 9:32 pm
mummy references another way to say "I fail"


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Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 14, 2012, 6:54 pm
Great tune over the Muzak!

Day 4 -




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FATT MATT - We are all just residents of his planet

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Rating: 3.94/5

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GreyScorpion - March 31, 2010, 7:38 pm
LOL @ Face 5L
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:33 pm
Its called a tribute to a great contributer ya jackass!
dragontamer1990 - March 31, 2010, 7:31 pm
And they approved this why?
Fatt Matt - March 31, 2010, 5:26 pm
Thx Air! As soon as that bitch gets done rowing me home she better be making me 15 sammmiches...



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Rating: 3.11/5

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TheCharnstar - May 25, 2010, 7:12 am
Dang Claire, you're right. I'm not surprised actually, I thought it was obvious
Claire - May 24, 2010, 10:41 pm
Already been done.

BONECD - Who are we to judge What he does or how he dresses On his 72 hour sabbatical.

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BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 3:52 pm
MO - August 28, 2009, 3:49 pm
And Tadda!!!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:54 pm
X's and O's to all you fans
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 4:53 pm
Great one MO!!! BoneCd-Skeletor-Honey please!!! ROFLMAO!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:52 pm
ya, I saw that Moo+...anonymous baby
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 4:49 pm
Did you guys read the tags on that "disaster movie" poster?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 4:48 pm
Why? don't you like it?
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:48 pm
At least I got a cocktail
MO - August 8, 2009, 4:47 pm
Bones a cross dresser?? Not a very good one either....those shoes with that hand bag????
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:45 pm
Good thing you were drunk when you made this Moo+...ROTFLMAO
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:40 am
LOL Bone!!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 11:37 am
Dammit Mooo+ I said no pictures...you know my beach bag sooo clashes with my outfit!

CHICKS - The reason I always come back to Motifake.

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Rating: 2.67/5

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Derek - June 22, 2010, 5:44 pm
Mmmmm, I've seen better. Oh, which one is "That One"?

PICTURE DAY - Well, at least she shaved

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Rating: 2.57/5

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hjbookman - April 3, 2009, 2:07 pm
Desert Storm?...who gives a shit. It's still funny.
Mark - January 19, 2009, 7:17 pm
She's a Desert Storm Vet. Just say thank you and move along.
Sean - November 7, 2008, 1:22 pm
I laughed, and then felt really guilty, and then laughed some more. Too funny AND too mean. Great delivery.
... - November 7, 2008, 1:08 pm
made me lol...very good



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Sean - June 8, 2009, 9:41 pm
Phewww! My apologies to the Dixie Chicks. But I will still NEVER forgive them for the pivotoal role they played in the "Defenestration in Prague".
agdaniele - June 8, 2009, 9:37 pm
With retards on all sides of you, I can only assume you're using the "When in Rome" strategy. I won't waste either of our time explaining why you fail.
Retards on all sides - June 8, 2009, 8:56 pm
How random I stop at this one, just to see the retards type. The Dixie chicks have integrity and are patriots. Even if I hate country music,you twits have no clue what your talking about. Sean(guest) it was Karl Rove not Dixie chicks who exposed CIA gal.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:47 am
And yet HAHA, they're so much richer and more famous than your wholly anonymous ass will ever be.
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 1:41 am
Make up your minds you dumb bitches. Be a politican or a music group. Now you ruined both.
AMMO - April 14, 2009, 5:46 am
I think I'm becoming a conservationist... I wish we could conserve oxygen and have these three stop breathing it... Glad these bitch's fell of the face of the earth... hope they moved to California...
matters not - December 5, 2008, 1:23 am
stick to making shitty top 40 songs and leave national defense to people like me
nope - September 16, 2008, 6:04 pm
Fuck the chixie dicks!
Sean - September 14, 2008, 9:09 pm
But when they went around the country exposing the identity of that (hot babe) CIA agent, that for me is when the Chicks went too far -- it's war time, for Chrissakes.
yer mom - September 1, 2008, 8:00 am


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Shtoink - September 2, 2008, 4:08 am
honestly i dont know any guy thats filed a sexual harassment charge... unless it was another guy

Guys! -

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mizzdizz - August 28, 2016, 11:15 am
Thanks Cynic! At that point, she's looooong gone! chuckle, chuckle....this guy still has a chance....
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 28, 2016, 9:10 am
What's worse is the ones playing videogames like that all day are - forgive me for saying - about 300 pounds bigger than that guy, making that picture more yech. Upvote here.

ARMY CHICKS - What are you looking at?

ISRAELI LIFE GUARDS - This Is How They Dress At The Beaches In Israel. I wonder Where She Keeps The Clip?

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Rating: 4.08/5

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SethMythrax - July 24, 2012, 9:42 pm
Her clip is in her hair, lol. The detachable Box bit is funny too, thanx for the laugh......
robbidos - July 24, 2012, 9:36 pm
Her box is detachable? What will they think of next!?
MPsniper - July 24, 2012, 5:39 pm
she keeps her clips in her hair. her rifle is fed by a detachable box magazine.
MPsniper - July 24, 2012, 5:38 pm
she keeps her lips in her hair. her rifle is fed by a detachable box magazine.